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ANY ORDER OVER $50: Shipping is included at no charge in addition to the cost of the books themselves
ANY ORDER $49.99 OR LESS: Whether shipping within Canada or across the mighty Atlantic Ocean to Europe, customers are charged solely for the cost of air postage, a smidgen for the cost of the box and packing materials, and this is all. What you pay for is only the cost of getting your book to you, and nothing more. No profit, nor value for labour, is part of any fees charged. If you wish to have your book sent by a faster method than listed below, please contact Atomic Fez and arrangements will be made.
- Canada: Regular Parcel™ (expect 7 business days)
- United States: Small Packet™, USA Air (expect 4–10 business days)
- United Kingdom & EU: thanks to an agreement with an independent UK publisher, UK and European Union orders are dispatched using Royal Mail from South Wales (expect fewer than 7 business days)
- Rest of World: Small Packet™, International Air (expect 6–10 business days)
Due to fluctuations in exchange rates between the Canadian and American Dollar, plus rates charged by Canada Post, there are times that it is actually less expensive to ship a book to an address in the USA than it is to ship that same book to the other side of the city. This oddity is out of the control of Atomic Fez, so we shrug and mix a double Martini.